Me, Myself and Mayvelous
5 Apr
We apologise for the title but the following article does NOT contain profanity.
Being an IT degree holder with no other accomplishments common these days such as A+, N+, MCP, MCSD, MCSE, etc, I place an obscene amount of value and pride on my single degree.
To me, a degree from CQU Fiji International Campus is comparable to a qualification from one of the Ivy League colleges in the US. This is because IMNSHO, CQU is the best institution available in the Fiji Islands.
My degree is my dearest procession. It is my bragging rights to other less fortunate and less gifted than me. It is a thing to put on display as an awe-inspiring object for the uneducated. Why do you think we get the option at graduation to get the certificate in gold plate or sliver, or carved into wood? If not to flaunt it?
I care very much about issues that would belittle my esteemed degree.
I can’t take any comment that puts a degree from CQU, its students or the institution itself in a bad light – especially those of slander from other universities’ graduates on the quality of my university’s degree, its education or the work of its alumni.
Lately, I have been hearing comments from some of my friends still studying in CQU that programming courses are becoming easier year after year. Every one or two year, ‘the powers that be’ take out a few topics of study from the course COIT11134. Fundamental subjects I studied back in my days have been moved to a higher level course. The assignments are so easy any of my mates from my year can do them in 10 mins flat after a night of binge drinking.
I am a programmer by profession. I can’t take this kind of rumours, if it is true, who’d respect a programmer that came out of my university?
So, I took it upon myself to investigate. I went to the course website, got the course profile. Alas! it is true. Half of what I learnt in this unit is deemed too advanced by ‘the powers that be’ and is now banished from the curriculum.
I wasn’t done yet, I wanted to check the assignments too. Oh? They have been locked for access by students only? Are we so ashamed of the pitiful excuses for an assignment that we have to hide it from prying eyes? That can’t stop me, nothing can stop a be-raved man, they’ve gone and destroyed my prized possession, my precious degree by cheapening its value with watered down versions of fundamental courses.
I’ve got contacts in uni who can get me the assignment details so I got one of them to email me the damning documents. And my choice of words was correct, they are indeed damning documents they have condemned the students doing this particular assignment to finish their degrees with half the essential knowledge if ever they were to choose programming as their careers.
The problem is not just with the course itself but with the course coordinators too. I have a choice excerpt from this term’s assignment materials which shows exactly what the designer of the course think of the intellect of potential students, and the amount of effort that he wants put into the course by them.
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). Don’t try to do anything fancy. There is no need. You won’t get any extra marks for complex implementation. Trying to complex solutions will only slow down your solution. Limit yourself to the material covered in Programming A and the first 5 weeks of Programming B.
I whole heartedly disagree with the above. I believe it is a stupid attempt to try and get more people to pass the subject by making the subject easier. Instead of thinking up such childish acronyms, lecturers and course coordinators should be spending their time actually teaching the less gifted students.
“Keep It Simple, Stupid”? Is it the ‘in thing’ now to insult students for no reason?
How about ‘Don’t try to do anything fancy.’? Are the submitted assignments so complicated that they are ‘out of the grasp’ of the university’s unending list of part-time tutors? This kind of attitude in teaching inhibits learning and creativity. If students didn’t think of doing any thing fancy, where will we get the polish and the flair? How do we discover new techniques? Where do we get our next Newtons, Edison or Einstein or even Bill Gates for that matter?
One word CQU, you are going about this the wrong way. Making courses easier to pass and pulling more students through your programs may be better for business, but it is not doing anyone any good in the long run.
Please don’t devalue my degree. It is my pay cheque. It is my rice pot. It is something my parents used the last of their retirement funds on. Keep the courses reasonable, teach the students well and let me and other alumni keep whatever good reputation we made for ourselves and for the university through hard work and dedication in our field of study and work. For all of us’ sake!
For my beloved university and respected colleagues.
Zatlite
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6 Responses for "KISS My Arse!"
Haven’t you heard Aung? CQU is a business first and foremost, and an educational institution distant second. Why do you think they set up here in Fiji in the first place? For the sake of academic excellence? To improve the standard of programming in our local industry? Don’t make me laugh!
They came here to make money, and a capitalist i say good on them. Tough courses turn away customers, and customers are what CQU are after.
My view can be summed up thusly “Who gives a shit about CQU and their business model anyway” A degree is just to get you into the door of industry anyway, its what you do once you get through that door that matters.
My own experience of university? five fun years of great life experiences, the relevance to what i’m doing now is however non-existent. My degree got me first job, but its what i learnt on that job that enables me to do my job today.
lol just checked, i didn’t know KISS was a well known acronym in some places i thought the course cordinator made it up.
i never heard of that one before and it made me angry enough to write this article
I do solely believe the university degrees are just an expensive piece of paper that you show off to your employer, friends, family and among relatives. You may get some impressive response about how great the degree you achieved or the university you attended to based on that piece of paper. Like Ian said, it’s just an entry to the industries. What you learn from uni relevant to your work, how great your uni courses, and how applicable the courses to the world standards are just another story. After all nobody really wants to know the details of courses, students just want that piece of paper and done with it. A good business ofcos.
About KISS part…nxt time better do your research well, b4 jumping for conclusion.
The degree you obtain is evidence of the fact that yer parents have invested in you for yer own and their future. Ultimately, we need to pay back our parents by getting a job we like…making loads of money..and then taking care of our parents with that money. But yea…programming is getting easier at cqufic…and aung.. STOP WHINING!!!!!!
Unlike other fields, in IT, certifications are a must no matter how well you are.
If you take a glance on cerfications, you’ll come to know whether it’s really necessary for your company or not.
Even well-experienced programmers says certifications increase, review , strenghten & update their knowledge.
Why ? You can gain specific skills from your working experience but not overall.
Certifications tests are like Language tests. No matter how well you’re in English, you can’t get TOEFL scores over 600.
No doubt, learning IT is a life-time ongoing process cos it refreshes its contents every 60 seconds.
You can’t stop learning after gaining BSC or MSC or PhD.
In this case, certifications are for you to review your knowleage for refreshment.
They are notintended for better chance of employment or boasting among IT circles.
certifications are the easiest way to part a fool from his money. would i pay money to prove i know what i already know?
all this prestige MCPs get from holding a certificate endorsed by the big boys club and signed by Bill himself? oohh, i’m impressed… NOT!
to steal your analogy, its like sitting a language test over and over again whenever a new word is adopted. no one in their right minds would do it.
people get certified not because they want to keep their knowledge up-to-date. we do it well enough on our own and dont need to get certified to keep up with the latest. the only reason you’d do it is to impress some gullible ninnys saying ‘Hey look at us, we got the latest certificate from MS with Bill’s signature you should bring all your business to us because we have proof we know our stuff.’
i’ve never been impressed by people who are out there for the money and nothing else.