Some “nice” insults I got from Val and passing them here.

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

I’ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ….
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to….. throw ur mobile!!

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said “Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree….Plz try later.”

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…

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