I was looking for my particular phobia in this phobialist.com and didn’t find my phobia but found these.

Logizomechanophobia – Fear of computers. (I’m starting to)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia – Fear of the number 666. (Just can’t pronounce it)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – Fear of long words. (Ironic! LOL)

Now I’m starting to become Phobilistphobia.

This is the prologue of “Dura – The Eel” story which will be posted soon.

Talk 1: The Source of The Story
Conversation between Jachin (my friend) and May (me). Alisi – Jachin’s mistress.

Jachin: Alisi sent me a couple of photographs this morning
I’ve forwarded them to you. Very big eels
May: Oh g8 thanks
May: Duna means eel?
Jachin: Yes, Fijian word
May: they r huge!

Talk 2: Information Gathering
Conversation between Win (my bossy sis) and May (me)

May: what do u know about eel?, i’m writin about eel, getting facts
Win: slippery slimy snakelike finned water creature i see on exotic menus. Write about squid
May: no, writing about eel. I got 2 great photos
Win: there is recent catch in ross sea, by NZ of the largest yet caught squid
10m, 450kg
imagine, 10m long
May: it can long up to 10cm – 3m says in wiki
urs is too long
r u sure that’s m or cm?
Win: sobo latest news
May: show me the source, url, proper link.
Win: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21269279-30417,00.html
May: 10m is…how many ft?
Win: colossal squid
30, duh
incredible
May: I said EEL! not Squid!!
Eel yar eel eeeeeeeel!!!
Win: n i said write about squid
May: anyway that too is a good story, may b i’ll link it up
Win: oh n also a dolphin dying of a broken heart
May: what!?
Win: coz trainer murdered, its refusing to eat n lost 50kg since
May: oie! he’s in love with the trainer?
Win: female trainer
May: yah I said he = dolphine
see i’m a good guess
Win: if u want to write about environment, flash news on reef destruction due to erosion of pesticides with proof
May: no no that’s enough about marine life. Not writin environment. may b later.

Talk 3: Unresolved Argument
Cont- conversation between Win (my bossy sis) and May (me)

Win: oh, abit of eel related, almost, its snakes, do u know, they, like turtles n salmon return to site of their hatching place to lay eggs interesting or what?
May: that i know
what about snakes?
Win: what about them?
May: u said abit of eel related – snakes
what u talkin about
aww aww, gotcha.
Win: well, snake is almost eel related,
May: snakes return to lay eggs like turtles etc.
my bad.
Win: but snaes return to their hatching place to lay eggs
thats the story
May: hey! snakes doesn’t lay eggs
they go live snakes
Win: oh my god
May: no eggs
Win: u stupid
May: u stupid!
Win: so stupid
May: u r!
the big snakes, i seen them, never lay eggs
Win: look, only marsupils n mammals bear live babies
May: they give birth to live tiny snakes, plenty of them
Win: snakes are reptiles, like turtles, crocs, lay eggs
u remembering old indianajones movies
May: but some snakes exceptional
Win: stupid
May: yah i seen from there!!!
they cut open the big snake stomach on the meal table
Win: crazy
May: n all small snakes come out
n they pick up to eat those raw
Win: thats a bloody movie for heavens ssake
May: that’s true
Win: snakes=reptiles=lay eggs
May: i still don’t think so
Win: omg
May: where r the facts?? show me the proper facts
Win: google it
May: U google it!
Win: search in any science txt bks.
hey whatever
May: whatever! snakes birth small baby snakes
Win: u write that snakes give birth to baby snakes on ur blog n wait for a stream of comments of ur mistake to come ur way
then u’ll face the embarrassment
ur reputation on line
May: oh yah!! I’m still writing!
Win: good 4u
May: GOOD!!!

-:: Prologue Ends Here. ::-

Watch this one, it’s good, really good. Very hilarious. Just listen properly.Chasers War On Everything – Americans

A general knowledge questions:
# Name a country that begins with “U”?
# What is the religion of Buddhist Monk?
# How many sides does a triangle has?
# What is the currency used in United Kingdom?
# How many kidney does a person has?
# Starwar is based on a true story – true or false?
# How many Eiffel towers are there in Paris?

Politic, Current Affair:
# Meet Mr. John Howard – Prime Minister of Australia – Have you see me on television? Thank you it’s just very nice to be recognized. My slogan is “John Howard is my mate”
# Who is Tony Blair?
# Kofi Annan is a drink – True or False?

Geography:
# Mark the country on the world map.
# North and south Korea, which one is bigger.

Typical Americans. HHHTRSF. Thanks KoSein for the Link.

Was catching up on my feeds and this one amuses me hence sharing.

10 Replacements for LOL from Words For My Enjoyment.

1. RRA: Really, really amused.
2. LOTI: Laughing on the inside.
3. SHRN: So hysterical right now.
4. LLL: Living, laughing, loving.
5. TTTT (OL): Too tired to type, or laugh.
6. CCN: Commence chortle, now.
7. WAGNGFL: We are go, no go, for laughter.
8. RHIPWMES: Really, honestly — I’m pleased with my emotional state.
9. IYWHRNYSML: If you were here right now, you’d see me laughing.
10. LIDLIJDNEOTIIMBDTTFTAACIHAPWSOBTLOOMALTTRITIDL: Look, I don’t laugh. I just don’t. Not even on the inside. It might be due to the fact that as a child, I had abusive parents who sort of beat the laughter out of me. At least that’s the reason I think I don’t laugh.

Holly mother! The last one is just so hard to remember.

So next time, no more LOL. Choose one of the above. LOL is too history. LOL. Oops my bad.

Oh adding one more to the list. A friend of mine doesn’t use LOL, instead he goes – LMAO, ie. Laugh My Arse Off
Are you adding some more?

I like this Google Reader error message.

“Oops! That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

No Shit! LOL. The error is no big deal actually, just that my net was snail slow so just have to refresh and it’ll be all set.

I’m enjoying this post.
“Everyone’s Happy New Year Is Ruining This Country’s Level of Productivity”

I’m laughing at these strips.

My Bull Shit

How Dare You

I’m changing Liz’s “this” word.

I don’t like this.

to…

I don’t like you.

I don’t think I love this.

to…

I don’t think I love you.

I’m thinking which changed phrase would sound better.

X: do you drink? :O

May: no

X: hmm

…….

May: what’s that hmm means?

X: hmm - ‘I am in deep thought, please wait a few minutes/seconds before you receive a meaningful reply from me. However, if I don’t reply, it is most likely that my short attention span has made me forget about our conversation’

May: excellent reply, i like that.

So, I finally understand the meaning of “Hmm”, from this very meaningful short conversation.