Here is something for you to enjoy on Friday evening. Weird Al version of the famous James Blunt song (You’re Beautiful). The guy sings very well and I like the first part.
Hope you like it. My bro preferred this one than the original version. Haha.
Download Mp3: My Life is Brilliant – Weird Al
Via: Chris Pirillo

My life is brilliant

[What, was I too early -
Oh, sorry, should I -
Do you want to start over, or -
Keep going - okay… now, now?]

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true

Never had a date
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein’ you

Well you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty pants
But you’ll always have a job
Well, I mean…
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true

You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la loser

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue

Well, it just sucks to be you

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Ladies have a laugh. Gents can you handle that?

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war – haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.

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What the heck is that?? Bouncing ball guy? LOL
Well, that’s Yahoo beta mail great improvement in their login processing status.

Before no image, just now I login and got this a bit of amusement.

It’s all because of Darren Rowse’s Blogging Goals.
May is determined that Mayvelous:

• To have a big hair like Molly,
• To flirt with Zeldman,
• To think like Eric,
• To kiss Dave Shea,
• To listerine Inman,
• To sleep with 37signals guys,
• To drink with 9rules group,
• To make Scobleizer the Googlizer,
• To takeover Darren’s Problogger,
• To kidnap Josh from John,
• To steal Gapingvoid underwear,
• To visit 456 Berea Street,
• To spook around snook,
• To browse porn on flickr,
• To Apart Mayvelous (ie. May and Velous),

To Enjoy Myself.

Some “nice” insults I got from Val and passing them here.

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

I’ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ….
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to….. throw ur mobile!!

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said “Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree….Plz try later.”

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…

Check out my garage! Remember last time I sent you guys email about my garage sales?
Well I still got plenty more left so I’m building garage like this at my back yard.
Now is this cool or is this cool?

This is gonna be my new garage and yes I’ll have to take quite a time to fit all my wheels in there. Well I just hope it’s enough space there.

The 2 photos above were taken at Volkswagen’s new storage facility in Wolfsburg, Germany. The actual space that the facility occupies is approximately only 20% of a comparable facility with the traditional design that is used primarily in the US. Not only is the German structure less expensive to build, but vehicles are also “retrieved” in less time and without the potential of being damaged by an attendant. Collecting your new car is an event in itself. “In a fully automated procedure, your new car is brought down to you from one of the 20-story Car Towers. Large signboards in the Customer Center show you when your turn has come. Then, you’re handed the keys, your picture is taken, the glass doors open and your brand-new car appears. You’re all set to go”.

VOLKSWAGEN’s NEW CAR EXPERIENCE

For those of you who didn’t received my garage sale email, here is the note.

Hi friends,

There will be a ‘small’ garage sale at our house this Sunday, Feb 19.

It’s a bit embarrassing really, but because of my family’s current
situation (expenses. etc.), we are finding it a bit difficult with
money at the moment.

We’ve decided to have a sale to possibly keep our heads above water…
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

We are sure that we will pull out of this mess sooner or later, but in
the meantime, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I have attached a photo of our stuff so that you can check out
anything you like.

Please let me know as soon as possible if there’s anything that
catches your fancy, so that I can reserve it. At any rate, hope to
see you at my place on Sunday.

Thanks!

Technorati Tags: Cars, Volkswagen, Garage, Robotic

He’s my love,
My life, My everything,
I’m blind without him,
He shows me the way,
He got to be with me everywhere,
Without him my world will be faded away,
He help me to see things right,
I am, who I am, cos’ of him,
He’s my old faithful best friend…

My a pair of GLASSES.

Thanks to Phwe. Dedicated to all “HIS” lovers.