U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

Another MOON ? Possible
Another SUN ? Possible
Another SKY ? Possible
Another Frnd Like U ? Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dun Worry, u’ll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my
Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That’s Enough abt ME

so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see how Sweetly I LIE

Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance !
Look at the Sky, see GOD’s Wonder !
Look at the Moon, see GOD’s Glory !
Look at the Mirror, see GOD’s BLUNDER !!

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that’s
relativity.   — Albert Einstein (German-American physicist, Nobel
Prize for Physics in 1921, 1879-1955)

P.S: Thanks Valerie for forwarding these. I really enjoyed it.

Ok first and for all, this is not my shit. I repeat, this is NOT my shit and no shits were harmed in making this post.

I’ve been wanting to write about this for quite a long time but I wasn’t ready yet and waiting for the right time. Now that I got everything I needed…there you go…

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn’t think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I’m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That’s right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

Right you guess it, I’m going to talk about shit.
Well sort of, not exactly…but this “Shit” plays a major role in this post.

A few weeks back, Min Thu invited me to yahoo conference with some of his friends including the guys from myothwelwin, shwenet, myohanhtun sites. We talked about our websites, blogging, technologies and just getting to know each other. One time in the conversation, this guy said something about we don’t have/talk about anything related to art on our sites. Another guy responded by pointing him that we have photos which could be counted as art. But this guy disagreed about photos being an art and only takes art as a painting or a design work. I did not argue with him since it was the first time to meet them and I hardly know about any of them. But I kept the unsatisfying feeling about his view on this term “Art” myself and thinking of doing some art related thing on my site when I have a chance.

Well, I dug up some stuff – my old drawings, lost color pencils, paper, crayons and lost inspiration. This is just an intro post for my coming art related section.
So what is art by the way?

According to wikipedia – ART!

By its original and broadest definition, art (from the Latin ars, meaning “skill” or “craft”) is the product or process of the effective application of a body of knowledge and a set of skills; this meaning is preserved in such phrases as “liberal arts” and “martial arts”.

“Art is commonly understood to be the process or result of making material works (or artwork) which, from concept to creation, adhere to the “creative impulse”

Defining art
There is often confusion about the meaning of the term art because multiple meanings of the word are used interchangeably.

So art can be anything creative, not only painting or designs but also include any other form of self express work.
So can I call the following photo an art? It’s not painting, nor it’s an imaginative sculpture. It’s a solid photograph of a pile of “Shit”.

Let me recall a story. Once an art teacher was showing a slide show of paintings and the following conversation is how I remember about so-call art over a discussion of grotesque painting and a snap shot photo.

Teacher: Is it art? Is it any good?
Student: No, I wouldn’t call it an art, it’s a grotesque.

Teacher: Next slide, it’s my mother.
Student: It’s a snap shot.
Teacher: If I say it was taken by ..… (some famous photographer name), would you call it art?
Student: Art isn’t art until someone said it is.
Teacher: It’s Art!
Student: The right people.
Teacher: Who are they?

…

Teacher: What is art? What make it bad or good or who decides?

My point exactly!
Who tells which is art or the form or the medium to be an art? I don’t know, do you?
So I’m gonna say that photo of shit is an art. Who can argue with that?
Think about it, look at it, pretty cool art to me. The texture, coloring, lighting, composition, the structure, the sensation … just perfect, and a great shot too! Bravo the photographer.

I take an art as anything that makes you go “hmm”, “Wow”, “auuu”, “ahhh” and stimulates you, no matter which medium they’re represented with. This shit definitely makes me go “Wow” so there it is – ART!

Anyway this about it for my art introductory post and hope to follow with some more inspirational shits later on. So still tune.
ShitPeace Out!

P.S: Anyone knows where I got that conversation from?
Hint: from a movie.

Technorati Tags: Art, Photography

Browsing through Gaping Void – Street Cards section and selected a few as my favorites.

Link: Gaping Void – Street Cards

Technorati Tags: Jokes, Humors, Cartoon, Street Cards

I think this one, “Why I Hate WebLogs” is a school paper on WebLogs.
It’s a nice read and some of the facts he pointed out are true.
I guess it’s R16+ though.

TOC:

• Introduction: Weblogs are fucking stupid
• Chapter 1: Weblogs
• Chapter 2: Why do they do it?
• Chapter 3: Weblog comments (suck (usually))
• Chapter 4: Communication Issues with Weblogs
• Chapter 5: The word “Blog” is fucking stupid
• Chapter 6: Acceptable Uses of Weblogs
• Chapter 7: Proposal and Conclusion
• Appendix A: The Weblog Author Personality Quiz
• Appendix B: Read This If This Essay Offends You

Links: “Why I Hate WebLogs”

This weekend has been really embarrassing and educational for me as I learnt quite a few new words through hardship and stupidity.

It’s all stated on Friday night when I was chatting with two of my friends – a gal and a guy from aus. They were talking about shopping and stuffs, which is not my specialties and I wasn’t really paying attention to at that moment. I was busy fixing some stuff at the back.

Then on one point when my friend said he got a boxer, it caught my attention, so I stated to get along in their conversation by saying:
“You? Box?”, and there began the whole story.

I merrily took this “Boxer” as some kind of boxing gloves and I was a bit surprised cos’ he doesn’t seem to me as a boxer type. So I simply ask about that and try to joke at him. It was such a stupidest move ever!

My friends started laughing at me that instant and the guy said:
“FYI: Boxer = underwear”

Then I got hot to the face and said:
“Oops, well excuse the Fiji girl”.

He said:
“Yah OOPS, more like Fiji Thaw Thu”.

There, a slap to the face. “Thaw Thu” here means from the village or a bush, in Fijian something like “Kai Co Lo” (kai tho lo). The idiots from the bush. Haha.

Well, what can I say; it was my stupidity that I didn’t know that usage. My girl friend was laughing at best she could and telling me how silly I was.

I just told them with a bit of awkwardness that I don’t go shopping a lot and I don’t know about under-wears named boxer. I only know shorts, panties, undies and briefs.
So I slept through that night with –
Boxer = underwear,
Boxer = underwear,
Boxer = underwear, in my head.

Ok my unfortunate humiliation didn’t stop there, the next day (Saturday night), another girl friend of mine came to greet me with how she laughed about the boxer story the gal told her on the phone. That’s just great isn’t it, yah spread the world gal.

I started to think, they were a bit mean by laughing too much at me. How would I know all those fancy names they give to the underwear. So I went through that night with irritated feeling on my friends, being so picky on me for my small mistake.

Not done yet…
Tonight (Sunday night) I happened to watch “Hope & Faith” TV series and this particular episode showed how Hope forced her husband to wear a boxer and the husband got really uncomfortable about it.

Then it all came back to me about my embarrassing boxer and I tried to warn/educate my poor mother (who says lots of mistakes in some occasions) with my boxer story. I was telling her:

“You know mom, if you and your friends ever happen to discuss about underwears, remember the “Boxer” is one of those underwears and don’t ever ask them like I did to my friends.”
And I told her about my mishap.

I should have keep my mouth shut at that moment and let my mom thank me for the warning but NOOO, I just have to continue and show off my smart discovery (rather the worst, the stupidest move ever!) by saying:

“There see, it even comes in “Hope & Faith”, pretty popular brand this boxer must be. I thought it’s only in Australia, now they use those in U.S too. Wow it’s a world-wide brand and I didn’t know about it!

I can’t blame my friends for laughing at me now. Who wouldn’t know such a famous brand but me!”

$hit! Crap! Holly cow! Help me! Why it always happening to me! Eeehhehehee.

There came a loud cracking and freaking laughs from my brother and sister which really gave me a big shock. They were laughing at me for about 2 min without saying anything but “OH MaSu, you are sooooooooo STUPID!”

I was like…
“What? What did I say? So you know about boxer then? Good for you! Well I didn’t know so I’m telling my mom not to make the same mistake as me! You got a problem with that?”

I absolutely have no clue why they laugh that much for, cos’ they didn’t laugh much when I first tell my mom about the boxer story but now…they laughing like never been before. So I got lost there, and asked them what I said wrong and why are they laughing that much.

Then my brother asked me, what did I understand by this word “Boxer”. I told him, “well it’s an underwear, I was just telling mom about, what so funny about it”,
Then he asked again:
“What did you just said before about the boxer?”

So I got confused, rethink what I said and explained him properly that this boxer must be the world famous underwear brand or a name tag.
Then my sister said:
“There you go stupid! Boxer is not a brand, it’s a term for men undies.”
I go like “HUH!!???” LOL

My brother said: “Have you ever heard of Boxers for men and Knickers for women?”
My smart arse sister added “Another name for women underwear is called – Lingerie.”

Ok that’s it. It’s official. I’m the biggest idiot of all time.
I didn’t know any of those and I have no idea how my 16 yr old sister knows about it and me 22 doesn’t.

Then I go: “OMG no wonder my friends laugh at me and called me Fiji Thaw Thu, I’m such a fool.”
My bro doesn’t help me but said “MaSu, even Fiji Kai Co Lo(s) know what boxer is.”

So I got nothing more to say and have to run for the dictionary.
My mom was laughing at me and said “You try to out smart me by telling me the wrong things that you don’t even understand of.”

There go another big “OOOPPPSSSSS!!” LOL

So now I noted down –

Boxer/Boxer Shorts – underwear for men.
n men’s underpants similar in design to SHORTS worn by boxers.

Lingerie/knickers – panties/undies for women.

1. (Brit) a woman’s or girl’s garment worn under other clothes and covering the body from the waist to the tops of the legs: wearing only (a pair of) knickers and a bra.
2. (US) = knicker-bockers.
   IDM – get one’s ‘knickers in a twist (Brit sl) to become angry, confused or nervous; to react to sth more strongly than is necessary: There’s no need to get your knickers in a twist – we’ve got two hours before the plane leaves.

Knickerbockers (US knickers) – short trousers gathered jut below the knee.

To add to those fancy terms, my sis bonuses me with the word “Thong”. I only know slippers and flip-flops so this “Thong” is new for me. Thank god I know now before someone tells me about Thong and I might go say stupid thing like “Ting, Thong, Thang” and make a fool of myself again.

Thong:

1. a narrow strip of leather, used eg. As a fastening or a whip.
2. (US) = FLIP-FLOP.

So this week definitely has been educational and most humiliated week ever – 3 days in a roll. Gosh!
So here I am sharing and spreading the world about my latest embarrassment.
I wonder what kind of embarrassing things you said/done lately and whether you know about the boxer.
Haha I bet you do, you can’t be that silly like me. If you feel like sharing some of your humiliating stories, please do so as I very much like to hear some.
I promise I won’t laugh.

Ok this gotta be my favorite poem of the day.
Got this from forwarded email and I guess might amuses some women.

A Woman’s Poem

He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him…
Like his Mother used to do.

Yah wack him! That’s my kind of gal! LOL.

I just found out that I have some authority to kick someone out from the seat.

Once you become an intermediate(not yet senior) developer, you’re getting some authority over juniors.

Today we are moving upstairs and switching places with sales team, so everyone choosing and reserving places.

I got in late and no good seats left for me but a good senior advices that I can use my authority to kick someone from the seat. (How cool is that :p)

So, I’m planning to use my full authority over some unfortunate juniors and take over the world!! (I mean seats)
Mwahhhwarrrr!!!!!!!!!

(Ok, I can never do that sound properly, but it creates a great feeling and a grand(rather stupid) sound effect saying it :p)