May: put this on the table.
Win: $1 MaSu(my home nick)

May: What! You little…put this on the table!
Win:You want something done, you know you gotta pay for it.
(I have to pay $5 if I want her to do the dishes, $2 to put my laundry together with hers while she washing them, etc)

May: Aung mar!(Burmese complaint/argumentative word) I bought you KFC just this evening and it costs 8 bucks.
Win: You didn’t buy me EXCLUSIVELY, you eat that too.

May: EXCLUSIVELY!! Hey whatever, it still over $1. You eat more so it covers this $1 already.
Win: But you’re the big sister, you are to buy me things.

May: Awwwwwww so I’m to buy things for you cos’ me the big sister and you won’t do anything free for me cos’ you’re younger?
You, little, smarth mouth, stupid, useless, cheating, nyit sote, lu lal kya ma, good for nothing, gal!
Just PUT THIS ON THE TABLE!!
Win: Blar blar blar blar… (making faces, closing her ear)

May: MayGyi (Mom!!), you daughter getting smart with me. (Yell)
Mom: “Win Win, twar nyit ma nay nal, lote pay lite, narr nyi tal” (quit cheating, do it, it’s noisy).

May: There, put this on the table now. (with winning tone)
Win: hooont! (and she throw them on the table)

# Case Closed. #

Moral of the story:
Being an elder is a great thing, if you know who to ask for help.
The beauty of having authority over youngers is satisfying, if you got $$ and know the art of how to use them.

Comic strips are always been my favorites. After all a picture worth a thousand words. Those simple sketches tell a story and some has pretty cool meanings to it. You gotta have a sharp, imaginative mind to be able to grasp the main point of the subject and apply that in most timely manner. For that I have a great respect for comic strip artists.
The following site, GapingVoid, (I forgot the via link) is definitely my taste and rolled it to my rojo.

There you go, 70% (my rating) truth in the above strip. Let’s be honest, I bet you think I’m arsehole sometimes (hopefully not all the time) and sure enough I think some of you are too. Linking and traffic is the great importance for some of you, including myself (sometimes), for that we pretend to like each other A LOT. Haha.

So like one commenter said

Well my blogging sweethearts are not assholes.
God bless you assholes.

God bless you all.

Not intended for anybody. Just a merry joke. I do like you dear bloggers.

I don’t know what to say. Just see for yourself.
Browse through “this way” “that way” links.

F*** this website
Via: Joshuaink

Well, well it’s Christmas eve here and I got nothing to do except watch a few DVDs over long weekend. I got some books to finish and some songs to listen.
Apart from that we got no plan for this 4 days long weekend. May be my mom might make some good cooking tomorrow.
Anyway we don’t celebrate Christmas so we never know the real joy of Christmas except that it’s a good relax holiday for us.

Anyway I’m here to wish you all “Happy, Merry & most enjoyable Christmas!”.
Enjoy your long festive weekend and be safe & merry.

P.S. I received a few Christmas cards from my friends and I’m so ashamed that I forgot to send them one. I don’t know what’s wrong with me these days. Weeks passed by so quickly and I keep forgetting things that I need to do. May be I’ll send them late xmas + new year card next week.
Oh the image is just for fun, my bro sent me that one last year and it’s pretty funny so I kept it for this year.
No, no, I’m not sending that to my friends.

A friend of mine passed me this link “Why you should continue to date me” and it’s really nice/funny diagrammatic summary of reasonings. Although he took great effort in creating those charts, luck wasn’t on his side.
Poor Guy.

I just want to say, she did not continue to date me.
I’m a weirdo, but available : )

Link: See the slide show of “Why you should continue to date me” at “Culture hole”.

This is very interesting and hilarious english paper I’ve ever seen.
They got A+ for that and I guess I would give the same if I was the teacher.
You really gotta read it to the end. I bet you like it.

The story started from here:

Remember the book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”? Well, here’s
a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.

“Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem
story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person
sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the
first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first
paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person
will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth.

Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the
story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish
to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a
conclusion has been reached.”

This totally point out the difference between the She(s) and the He(s) way of thinking and creative writing styles.

Link: He versus She

I just found out our great company policy.
“Work Will Set You Free”, yah right!.

A: I was asked today by our GM as to whether you guys are happy to which i could not really give an answer but to say i have’nt had any complaints. Anyway it brought to mind these papers which i found very interesting and maybe of interest to you.

http://cep.lse.ac.uk/research/labour/happiness.asp

B: anyone found to be happy will given more work to do

C: Alrite, I’m very unhappy today, so I get less work?

B: unhappy people will also get more work, as therapy to take their minds off their unhappiness.
to summarise company policy on this matter:

1. happy people will be given more work, as happy have more capacity to work
2. unhappy people will be given more work, as they need the distraction
3. people who are unsure, will also be given more work, just in case

its as the sign outside auschwitz that said “Arbeit Macht Frei” – Work will set you free (except here we don’t gas you)

C: LOL (…) (Should have kept my mouth shut)

D: Here, we just make you more unhappy…just to be sure.

B: alright get back to work

You see, sometime our smart team conversations are annoyingly amusing.